Rage In The Cage
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Jack Horner
, Mar 17 2009 04:59 PM
29 replies to this topic
#16
Posted 19 March 2009 - 11:08 PM
Couldn't be me- I was on a plane this afternoon coming back from FL, where i was tanning my legs for Saturday.
And thanks to the Schmitty's, my afternoon start time guarantees I won't be OBL (first time since Wilton '02).
And thanks to the Schmitty's, my afternoon start time guarantees I won't be OBL (first time since Wilton '02).
#17 Guest *A$$-napkin Ed *
Posted 19 March 2009 - 11:34 PM
Who the fu*k is Jack Horner then? I think we are left with Schmitty, Bancila (neither one known for posting here as far as we know), Crosta, Ruppert, Anton, Gary Newman, and, of course, Cochrane. The field is shrinking. It's gotta be Cochrane, Crosta as an outside shot.
#18
Posted 20 March 2009 - 12:12 AM
man you guys are all WAY OFF on who little jack horner is...i believe he once sat in a corner...eating is curds and whey...
~~The Brat~~
#19
Posted 20 March 2009 - 12:16 AM
Couldn't be me- I was on a plane this afternoon coming back from FL, where i was tanning my legs for Saturday.
And thanks to the Schmitty's, my afternoon start time guarantees I won't be OBL (first time since Wilton '02).
And thanks to the Schmitty's, my afternoon start time guarantees I won't be OBL (first time since Wilton '02).
P.S. Hey Walsh, are you sure thats your kid?...at least he doesnt look EXACTLY like you...wow...talk about spitting image...lets hope he plays golf better then you do...
~~The Brat~~
#20 Guest *Senile Sam *
Posted 20 March 2009 - 12:17 AM
It has to be one of those dudes, PaddleBrat. He knew of the Rage draw 10 minutes after the e-mail has been sent to all participants. He has to be on the draw, definitely the "A" draw.
#21 Guest *paddllle *
Posted 20 March 2009 - 01:25 PM
... or it could be a girl
#22 Guest *Mediocre backhand *
Posted 20 March 2009 - 04:05 PM
a collection of random thoughts:
-> rothschild is playing with matt leblanc's wife?
-> there are women named Buttons, Bevon, and Ququ in the A draw? and, Button's partner is just "Isaiah".
-> jay cutler reminds me of mike rafferty
-> our president really shouldn't be spending his time yucking it up on Leno & filling out his brackets on ESPN.
-> rothschild is playing with matt leblanc's wife?
-> there are women named Buttons, Bevon, and Ququ in the A draw? and, Button's partner is just "Isaiah".
-> jay cutler reminds me of mike rafferty
-> our president really shouldn't be spending his time yucking it up on Leno & filling out his brackets on ESPN.
#23 Guest *Bed, Bath & Beyonce *
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:36 PM
Great call on Cutler vs. Rafferty. Is he a di*k too?
Yes, Rothschild is playing with Joey's wife, a paddle fanatic from Beverly Hills and owner of the only platform tennis court in Sausalito, CA (behind the guest house).
Buttons, Bevon, and Ququ (BBQ) will be unstoppable. If not on the court then for sure at the party afterwards.
Isiah is the second best Japanese-American player on LI (up from 3rd best one month ago and still climbing).
Anton will significantly raise the A draw's average height. Curious who is he playing with.
Arraya's flashy equipment will feature, among other questionable itmes: red sneakers, red scarf, red bandana, red socks, red poncho, and, last but not least, a red face due to his partner's lack of ability.
Yes, Rothschild is playing with Joey's wife, a paddle fanatic from Beverly Hills and owner of the only platform tennis court in Sausalito, CA (behind the guest house).
Buttons, Bevon, and Ququ (BBQ) will be unstoppable. If not on the court then for sure at the party afterwards.
Isiah is the second best Japanese-American player on LI (up from 3rd best one month ago and still climbing).
Anton will significantly raise the A draw's average height. Curious who is he playing with.
Arraya's flashy equipment will feature, among other questionable itmes: red sneakers, red scarf, red bandana, red socks, red poncho, and, last but not least, a red face due to his partner's lack of ability.
#24
Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:49 PM
Great call on Cutler vs. Rafferty. Is he a di*k too?
Yes, Rothschild is playing with Joey's wife, a paddle fanatic from Beverly Hills and owner of the only platform tennis court in Sausalito, CA (behind the guest house).
Buttons, Bevon, and Ququ (BBQ) will be unstoppable. If not on the court then for sure at the party afterwards.
Isiah is the second best Japanese-American player on LI (up from 3rd best one month ago and still climbing).
Anton will significantly raise the A draw's average height. Curious who is he playing with.
Arraya's flashy equipment will feature, among other questionable itmes: red sneakers, red scarf, red bandana, red socks, red poncho, and, last but not least, a red face due to his partner's lack of ability.
Yes, Rothschild is playing with Joey's wife, a paddle fanatic from Beverly Hills and owner of the only platform tennis court in Sausalito, CA (behind the guest house).
Buttons, Bevon, and Ququ (BBQ) will be unstoppable. If not on the court then for sure at the party afterwards.
Isiah is the second best Japanese-American player on LI (up from 3rd best one month ago and still climbing).
Anton will significantly raise the A draw's average height. Curious who is he playing with.
Arraya's flashy equipment will feature, among other questionable itmes: red sneakers, red scarf, red bandana, red socks, red poncho, and, last but not least, a red face due to his partner's lack of ability.
Wait till you see what i will be wearing tomorrow! I am borrowing my wife's gym pants and a tight nike top!!!! uhuuuu! I will win for sure, no one will want to look at the other side of the net
See you tomorrow
Looking forwards to it
Juan
Juan P Martinez-Arraya
USPTA Professional 1
PPTA Certified Professional
Director of Racquet Sports
Aspetuck Valley Country Club
Weston, CT
"Life's battles don't always go to the stronger and faster man, but sooner or later the man who wins is the man who thinks he can."
USPTA Professional 1
PPTA Certified Professional
Director of Racquet Sports
Aspetuck Valley Country Club
Weston, CT
"Life's battles don't always go to the stronger and faster man, but sooner or later the man who wins is the man who thinks he can."
#25
Posted 22 March 2009 - 02:31 PM
The Rage in the Cage is the best, the best. And that lefty Australian guy with the commentary- he's the best, the best.
Kenny Bania
Comedian
"Anything that dissolves in milk is funny."
"Soup isn't a meal."
#26 Guest *Inquiring Minds *
Posted 22 March 2009 - 02:31 PM
Was there any rage at the Rage yesterday? Interested in results as well as well as miscelaneous dirt. Those Garden City residents can surely drink.
Anything worth mentioning? Who drank himself/herself under the table? Who copped a feel on the dance floor?
Anything worth mentioning? Who drank himself/herself under the table? Who copped a feel on the dance floor?
#27 Guest *Financial Advisor *
Posted 22 March 2009 - 03:43 PM
Your feedback is gold, Bania - gold!
#28 Guest *Fan *
Posted 22 March 2009 - 06:59 PM
Any results?
#29
Posted 22 March 2009 - 07:02 PM
The Winners are all of Charlies Champions - One of the best events of the year!
#30 Guest *Spring Fever *
Posted 23 March 2009 - 02:17 PM
Phenomenal event, everything was top notch, from the unbelievable level of play (holy crap!) to the party in the evening. Best event of the year, without a doubt!













